With the success of "Snakes on a Plane", Hollywood realized they'd finally found the "golden formula" for creating highly profitable films which audiences love. All major studios have therefore abandoned plans to make any future films which are not variations on the "Snakes on a Plane" theme.
Films currently being filmed or under development include:
* Snakes on a Plane II: They Laid Eggs!
* Snacks on a Plane - "For God's sake, I TOLD you I have a peanut allergy!"
* Snakes on a Train (was actually made and released to DVD three days before Snakes on a Plane.)
* Beavers in a Train Tunnel
* Snakes in a Drain
* Snakes in Ukraine
* Snakes on a Planecrash in Ukraine
* Snakes on Cocaine
* Goats on a Boat
* Spiders on a Glider
* Fleas on my Motherfuckin Pussy Cat
* Ferrets on a Truck
* Kangaroos in a Boxing Ring
* Snakes on a Diet
* Skunks in a Sub[marine]
* Fish on a Bicycle
* Green Eggs and Ham on a Tram
* Ducks on a Truck
* Seals on Banana Peels
* Anemones in a Hamster Ball
* Raccoons on a balloon
* Hooters on Scooters
* Poodles on Noodles
* Pigs on Oil Rigs
* Macaws on a Rickshaw
* Macacas in Virginia (Decision: 2006 Edition)
* Snakes on your mom(Porno)
* Lobsters on a Copter
* Puss in a Bus
* Pimps on a hoes
* Spiders in an elementary school
* Chimps on a Blimp
* Isis on a Middle-age Crisis
* Shrimps on a Chimp on a Blimp
* Fleas in a Tree
* The Matrix
* Armadillos on a Catamaran
* Whales on the Rails
* Cats on Hats
* Swan in Iran
* Cock in Iraq
* Seals on Wheels
* Giraffes on a Raft
* Gorillas on a Flotilla
* Jerkalopes on a Jetski
* Tapirs on a Rickshaw
* Parrots on a Chariot
* Crabs in a Cab
* Snakes on the Astral Plane
* Snakes on Plain White Bread With Choice of Potato Dish
* Snakes on a Plane II: Redemption (filming; starring Laurence Fishburne)
* Snakes on Serenity: Snakes in Space (spin-off film featuring Fillion)
* Die Hard IV
* Pakes on a Snane
* Echidnas on a Space Shuttle
* Snakes in Heaven
* Scorpions in a Maternity Ward
* Crap on a Crutch (A retelling of "Twelfth Night", which will serve to give some background on the first movie. A planned side-sequel to this is Shit on a stick)
* Snakesizzle on a Planizzle (The Ebonics translation)
* Waffles on a Helicopter
* Snakes on a Cable Car
* Jesus on a Tricycle
* Jumping Jesus on a Pogostick
* All Anal Gay Snakeromp (Documentary)
* Snakes On A Plane III: the Resnakening
* Bengal White Tigers in a Remodelled 1979 Pacer
* Snakes on A Metal Gear
* Metal Gear on A Snake
* Solid Snake vs. Snakes vs. Soft Snake vs. Samuel L. Jackson vs. Planes
* Snakes in a Box
* Shrews in a Canoe
* Mustangs on a Mustang
* Cougars on a Chevy Nova
* Amoebas on a Festiva
* Giant Enemy Crabs on a Plane
* Giant Enemy Crabs on Your Genitals
* Mr.T in "Ain't Getting On No Snake Infested Plane"
* Bats in a Belfry
* Bees in a Bonnet
* Bananas in Pyjamas
* Deep Blue Sea 2 The Second Chumming
* Bees on a Submarine
* Sharks on a Tractor
* M.J. on a Plane
* The Snatrix
* Snakes, Planes, and Automobiles
* Piranhas on an Escalator
* Elephants on a Lifeboat
* Penguins on a Golf Cart
* Mel Gibson in a Police Car
* Rabbits on a Lift
* Pigeons on a Toilet
* Goose on the Loose
* Mouse in a House
* Moouse Loose aboout this hoouse
* Snakes in Champagne
* Snakes on a Plane: A Study in Dimensions
* Sheep on a Jeep
* Sheep on a Ship
* Spiders on a Clown
* Public Speaking in Front of Sharks
* Samuel L. Jackson On A Snake
* Snakes in a Box with David Blaine
* Micheal Jackson on Sesame Street
* Snakes on David Blaine
* Vampire Bats on a Cruise Ship
* Lakes are a Pain
* Making a Train
* Gays on a Plane
* Snakes on a Brokeback Mountain
* Crabs on my Crotch
* Midgets on a Monorail
* Ewans on a Architrave
* Architraves in Glasgow
* Snakes in Bahrain
* Snakes Chow-mein
* Limas in a Beemer (BMW)
* Snakes on the Seine
* Jedis on the Death Star
* Fleck on the Wing on the Flea on the Hair on the Wart on the Tail on the Snake on the Bump on the Branch on the Log in the Plane in the Hole in the Bottom of the Sea
* Rakes in a Drain
* Germans in the Rhine
* Shit On A Shingle
* Snakes in Penno
* Snakes on a Planet - with special introduction by Saint Patrick.
* Pulp Fiction
* Steaks on a Plane
* Snakes 2 - Electric Boogaloo
* I know what those motherfucking snakes did last summer
* Carry on Serpents
* Cranes in a Drain in Ukraine: The Fellowship of the Motherfucking Ring
* R.Kelly On A 14 Year Old Girl
* Pope On A Rope
* Air on a G-String
* Turds in a Bottle
* Snakoritas on el Planeorita por favor
* The Moody Blues on Drugs
* Toenails on a Biscuit
* Planers Taking the Skin Off Snakes
* Snakes in D Minor
* Penguins in Leggings
* Otters in Socks
* Deal, No Deal or Snake
* Coronation Snake
* Eastsnakers
* Emmersnake
* Snakefield
* Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes, Fear, Loathing and Tony Blair in Las Vegas
* Faranheit 9/11: The Snakes Did It!  | Currently Listening
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